Imagine a lock of wool of 10,000 ch...

Imagine a lock of wool of 10,000 chickens laying incites that cure or prevent AIDS, Alzheimer's disease, attention deficit disorder, autism, cancer, candidiasis, Chlamydia, chronic fatigue syndrome fibromyalgia and rheumatoid arthritis. They'd be the medical version of the simpleton that laid golden eggs.

All you'd have to do to work this miracle is what Ovimmune, Inc., did: corrupt various vaccines and inject the hapless hens, then divert their eggs into freeze-dried pulverized substance and sell it over the Interact. The alone catch is that the comminute is considered an unapproved drug--so US nutriment and Drug Administration agents learn real interested.

And that's on what account Ovimmune's two principals were lately convicted in Columbus, Ohio, of federal crimes carrying jail time and fines.

The moral: Don't play chicken with the government

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